让人哭笑不得的愚人节恶搞短信英语版[新闻]

发布时间：2020-11-13 15:40:22 阅读：次来源：堆高车厂家

如果你在愚人节收到这些短信，千万不要用正常的英语思维来翻译，这些都是恶搞的英语版愚人节短信，傻瓜才会这样翻译。

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?

3.If you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you !如果你不鸟我，我也不鸟你!

4.I will give you some color to see see !我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!

5.you me you me 彼此彼此

6.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!

7.know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...

8.小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

9.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

10.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

11.as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远!!!!